Official T-Hive MerchWE CAME FOR
THE RECEIPTS.
Shirts that say the quiet part out loud. Wear them to work. Watch HR read the back.
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We Came For The Receipts
The house line, printed across the back where it belongs. The front keeps it subtle. The back does not.
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We Don't Just Put Butts In Seats
Say it out loud in one staffing meeting and watch the room. Tri-blend, worn-in feel, logo up front and the statement on the back.
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Black Where The Real Ones Are
The bee up front, Talentless across the back. Garment-dyed heavyweight black for the ones who found the group chat.
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We Are The Real Ones
Same bee, lighter shirt. For the people who actually say something in the debrief.
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For Recruiters, By Recruiters
Our entire thesis, printed in a circle. Garment-dyed heavyweight, pink and orange, zero apology.
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Talentless Unisex Basic White
The logo, the mic, nothing else. Clean enough for a client call, loud enough that somebody asks.
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No Comment Tote
For everything you wanted to say in the debrief and didn't. Roomy enough for a laptop and your entire opinion.
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Talentless Tumbler
Stainless steel, straw included. Holds whatever gets you through a fourteen-person interview loop.
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Talentless Desk Mat
Because your desk deserves better than that mousepad from a 2019 career fair.
Get itEvery line on every piece came from something actually said on the show, by us, by a guest, or by whoever submitted that week’s Dum Dum story.
If you’ve ever nodded along and thought “I’ve literally lived this,” that’s the point. This is for the practitioners, not the PowerPoints.
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